Peter: I like you and I think I got feelings for you
Also Peter: *Takes 48 hours to reply to hey*
Madison: You funny acting
Also Peter: *Takes 48 hours to reply to hey*
Madison: You funny acting
by datbitvh May 21, 2019

When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.
Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.
by YAHDOEHADLWA April 18, 2016

by charli dam mama olio December 20, 2020

A humourous event that only occurs during the hours of the night in quiet conditions triggering a lengthy uncontrollable laughing fit amongst participants.
by Jedie September 18, 2022

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by Adrian valdes February 4, 2021
