Doing the dick

To screw around; to fuck around; to lean on the shovel; to piss around; to waste time, so on and so forth.

Q: Hey, what you up tonight, boy?
A: Doing the dick. I got nothin. What you up to?

by klawrawkz March 30, 2019

Doing a Morty

When screaming 'Oh Geez' while cuming instantaneously on her as she pulls down on your SpongeBob underwear.

I won't be doing a Morty this time!
Omg Jessica, did he do a Morty on you ?

by iamrick December 5, 2020

dong do

a person, usually singular that reeks of a certain smell, usually relating to onions or farts

hey dude, you smell like dong do today... take a shower bro

by cazpers January 7, 2023

Doing A Jamie

Doing a Jamie is when someone is at a high level of narcissism, manipulation and never accountable.

People that are classed in the ' doing a Jamie' category are giant RED FLAGS and can never be trusted.

Proceed with caution.

Major also have many children to multiple woman, many interventions orders but in their words " Not my fault "

Man cheats on Mrs.

Man gives excuse that he only did it because he knows the Mrs was being shady because he saw a whatsapp icon on her phone. The man's conclusion: she must be cheating so I cheated first.

He is 'doing a Jamie'

by number 1 BFF July 5, 2023

Doing a Jack

Acting like a right twat and triple dropping ecstasy pills

I’m Doing a Jack see you in the welfare tent

by Juro94 August 28, 2019

Doing a Nelson

Being a complete and utter asshole to your lover and emotionally manipulating them.

I can't believe I found out you were Doing a Nelson that was really mean you harmed them significantly

by Marsotters November 13, 2020

Doing a Skyrim

The art of trying to scale a mountain when there is an easier way to the destination because it seems faster.

"Dude, the path is right over there. What the hell are you doing?"
"IM DOING A SKYRIM"

by Tenticularr December 17, 2014