confetti cum on birthday

little known fact - instead of cum, you jizz confetti on your birthday

I am going to wank one and have confetti cum on birthday

by domesquad event organizer September 6, 2010

Lexi’s birthday

a day that celebrates the wonderful and great lexi

it’s lexi’s birthday today!!

by cowww November 3, 2020

it's your birthday

yay for you

you get a prize

it's your lucky day!

you did good

I like you

you like that don't you

jack: omigod dottie, bobby-jean liked my film
and wants to screen it opening night!

dottie: It's your birthday! hay hay.

by Dottie March 23, 2004

it's your birthday

Birth-day, hence conception-day, hence you're getting sex tonight.

"go shorty, it's your birthday." - 50 Cent

by ghoatie March 26, 2004

Hermione Granger's Birthday

Hermione Jean Granger was born on the 19th September 1979, the youngest of the famous trio (Ron Bilius Weasley is 6 months her senior and Harry James Potter 2 months). There is a common misconception among the youth of today that Hermione is in fact older than her two comrades, but alas this is a lie. All lies such as this should not be encouraged.

"When's Hermione Granger's birthday? She's older than Harry and Ron, right?"

"Nooooo, she's younger, duhh."

"Oh yeah, you're so right, thanks, you're a great friend. By the way, what's the French for the verb catching up?"

"Um rattraper"

"Right/"

by 62662 October 18, 2011

Ukranian Birthday

A special day 6 months from your actual birthday where you spend the entire day eating Vodka and Baklava

It's a great day today as it's my Ukranian Birthday.

by HappySpecialTime January 13, 2015

Double Golden birthday

A double golden birthday is a rare occasion when your birth date is represented twice in your age.

For example a person born on the 2nd of January would have their golden birthday on when they turn 22

It's Doctor Max double golden birthday, he turned 33 today and he was born on the 3rd of May

by docmax_brother January 3, 2021