Ball Blues

It is when you want to have sex, but you are an incel, and you can´t have sex until the whole universe decide it for you... whe nthe stars get aligned... or when your wife decide to be good with you....

Example 1:
-Man!, i have ball blues... aaaagh!
-Oh dude! again? do you want some budsex?
-WTF! I'm not that desperated

Example 2:
Tonight my girlfriend killed my ball blues... Now i'm fine! :D

Example 3:
-What happen with you? why so anxious
-I'm desperated to finish my working hours, this ball blues is kiling me...
-Don't tel me you're going with scorts again! Dude!

by Sinvídet May 12, 2022

Balls slapping

balls slapping on ass

Zak clapped Birch so hard that his balls slapping on her ass

by anonymous October 6, 2021

Slime ball

A person who is a jerk, doofus and just a dumb asshole

Wow he’s such a slime ball

by Dadunndies May 7, 2020

Balls Examinator

A man who examines balls for a living.

Yesterday I went to the Balls Examinator, turns out I have testicular cancer.

by The balls examinator May 17, 2022

blend your balls

Massaging a mans testicles sexually

I want to blend your balls until you scream with pleasure

by Slapjack February 27, 2015

balls

I hate the sun

I balls

by jojojjojjojjo February 12, 2022

Sneezed my balls off

When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out

Man that's a nasty cold, I sneezed my balls off all night long.

by DrInfidel January 7, 2014