big dog syndrome

when someone has lived for so long in a small town that they form a sense of entitlement to themselves and act as if there isn’t a relevant world outside of their town. Someone with small-town syndrome usually is majorly concerned with gossip and events only happening with people in their town and let their life revolve around such meaningless rumour

Ryan really has big dog syndrome. Despite being 30 and graduating 12 years ago, he kept wearing his letterman's jacket and talking about the good old days of Smallville football.

by mikehoncho89 June 1, 2022

Boogie Woogie Syndrome

A syndrome when friends play a game and instead of playing, the talk for a long period of time while jumping aimlessly

“When we play we just start talking and jumping around the map”

“Must be the Boogie Woogie Syndrome”

by ElOdin892 January 12, 2024

Trump Dumbass Syndrome

A psychological condition wherein individuals exhibit unwavering support for Donald Trump, regardless of his actions, statements, or behavior. Symptoms include a chronic inability to recognize faults, a propensity to deflect criticism with conspiracy theories, and an unshakeable belief that "alternative facts" are just as valid as reality. Often accompanied by an aversion to credible news sources and an inexplicable affection for Twitter rants. Commonly diagnosed in echo chambers and political rallies. Treatment is rare, as patients are typically resistant to evidence-based interventions.

Despite the overwhelming evidence against him, Rudy Giuliani continued to defend every action with fervor, clearly exhibiting a severe case of Trump Dumbass Syndrome (TDS).

by AB1971 May 30, 2024

Second Exam Syndrome

When you don't prepare for the second exam as serious/tensed as you did for the first exam, because you now understand the format and realized that the first exam wasn't that hard when you took it.

Rita, when I studied for my first CPA exam, I spent all day and night cramming words and reading in between the lines. But now when I study for my second CPA exam, I just skim through the book, page by page. Girl, I must have second exam syndrome. ~ Melissa Jo Ann

by Melissa Jo Ann September 9, 2016

Pancho Syndrome

Also know as the Panchok syndrome it’s the uncontrollable sweating of your butt cheeks that reeks of a putrid smell. This syndrome also has side effects such as smoking cigarettes daily, obesity, and McDonald’s fries oil consumption. It is also related with the Suda Syndrome.

You heard of that kid that suffers from the Pancho Syndrome, he got his legs cut off because he was too obese.

by Itachi_1700 May 4, 2021

Shoheb Syndrome

A serious syndrome that can cause people to be charged with assault if the individual is seen in public without a leash. Symptoms include: Touching people randomly while squatting as if taking a shit (occasionally pushes own head into the victim's chest); having tics similar to tourettes syndrome that causes the individual to say 'Do you want to grapple?'; acoutsic (verbal) stimuli bypass their central nervous system so that telling them to 'stop' doesn't register inside this individual's mind; having withdrawal symtoms if a dusty blanket within a 5 mile radius is not sniffed; unable to go to sleep without waking the whole neighbourhood with his nose rubbing and sniffing; unable to go two seconds without biting the middle finger knuckle and rubbing it against the top lip; verbally mentions when they are angry, tending to say 'I am angry now' instead of expressing the emotion; may have a bald ass head which you can slap and make a satisfying noise.

If you spot an individual with a bald ass egg head that has Shoheb Syndrome, please avoid at all costs, especially at night. Call the police immediately the second they mention the word 'grapple' and run as far from the vicinity as possible.

Tyrone: "Damn Mr Rock, you got some mad Shoheb Syndrome..."

Mr Rock: "Do you want to grapple?"

Tyrone: "Fuck off blud. Stop touching me with your fruity hands. Wallahi I'll call the feds, bruv."

*Mr Rock ignores and still touches him while squatting as if taking a shit*

by CowboyMisterEg December 30, 2023

tourexte’s syndrome

Tourexte’s Syndrome is a severe condition of which a person has sudden urges to text random and innapropriate text messages to another.
"Oh man, I reckon dolly has a really bad case of Tourexte’s Syndrome. She texts me hundreds of times every day.”

My girlfriend Dolly has a really bad case of Tourexte’s Syndrome. She texts me hundreds of times every day.”

by saltysnatch May 6, 2018