Cock-Noodler

When something happens ,during a very sexual encounter, that proceeds to give you an instant softy.
"We were having very passionate sex and then while doing anal, she shit all over me; instant cock-noodler."
by stahrlord August 14, 2016
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Rug Burn Cock

When a Males junk is given a rash from a rug
Gavin got Rug Burn Cock after he fell.
by batman dirty sends January 19, 2023
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Cock hawking

Staring at another mans genitals while staring beside him at a urinal
I hate going piss next to Chauncey , he is always cock hawking
by JuiceTheHard”r” September 01, 2020
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Swinging Cock Brigade

(noun) Results when the senior leadership at your company is comprised almost exclusively of white men, ie. a good ol'boys club.
The Swinging Cock Brigade is at an offsite golfing excursion today.
by Chaos Agent October 05, 2021
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Trojan horse cock

A beverage comprised of a drop shot of rum into a beer. Similar to a jaeger bomb, but with rum and beer
Hey, wanna throw up? Try a trojan horse cock
by jon snow123 December 22, 2017
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Naughty cocks

A type of cock that slaps you around and goes deep inside of you and makes you have a hard orgasm from naughty cocks
Oh my god I just had the biggest orgasm in my life from naughty cocks on video
by Hannahpetiudie August 12, 2021
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assless cock

Pretty straightforward.. a cock minus one ass equals an assless cock..This moniker is reserved for even the most commensurate douche.
I hate that dick..what an assless cock!
by Junxtapuss March 22, 2021
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