Every day of the week

Used to say nice that something always has to happen. Often associated with sports.

Example: Someone has a big chance to win a game. He has to score an easy ball.

Supporter on the field: That ball has to go in every day of the week!

by Beastmoterator February 6, 2023

bambi week

getting a few or no shifts at work which automatically leads to being broke ass or bored to hell

Damn it, I saw the schedule this morning and I'm gonna have a bambi week!

by bambi b March 27, 2009

Shark week

The time of the month when every girl gets really bad mood swings and continue to cry over absolutely nothing, the average female will have the ability to eat an unhealthy amount of food and not go up a few ibs

“Hey are you okay?” AM I OKAY????? NO IM NOT OKAY ITS SHARK WEEK!!!!!

by Xoxo..x.gossipgirl October 2, 2022

8 Weeks

The time in which a boy named Alex supposedly didn’t shower for

Joe : dude you smell like shit
Jack: I got a shower yesterday

Joe : Nah dude, must’ve been like 8 weeks

by OneBleach:Shippuden July 26, 2021

Shark Week

When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.

Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason

-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)

The only way to neutralize the problem:

a: by giving food

b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)

(Btw this was written by a girl)

Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!

Guy: is it your appendix?

Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!

Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh

by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022

National Steal A Hat Week

The third week of November is the time to steal a friends hat so get ready to pull some jokes. Make sure to give the hat back though.

I can't wait for National steal a hat week!

by Sithlord531 November 6, 2022

get a job week

Get a job week is a week between January 1st and January 7th and it means that you need to get a job if not, you might get laughed at

Person 1:Hey! Did you finish get a job week? There's one day left!
Person 2:I'm going to get interviewed today

by Handleisalready January 4, 2023