Sober Week

a week of sobriety. usually advertised via memo that only badasses receive.

the week of sept. 22-26, 2008 is sober week, so no drank and no dank.

by absolutely badass September 22, 2008

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 01, 2021

week of hell

When a girl gets her period and has terrible cramps.She has to non-stop constantly go to the bathroom and piss her brains out ,because it's so painful .The girl has a extremely tough time trying to take a shot.

"Sarah's period is a real week of hell" .

by Kitty Minx July 15, 2018

SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHA

Shark week whoohaha was a word invented by 2 couples! When the guys get there hopes up about sexy time ;) but the girls ruin the week with it being their week :(

B: “Babe you wanna do….”
G: “It’s shark week”
B: “SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHA”

by Dickerson.ster April 05, 2022

becky week

The week when your girlfriend gives you head due to her lady time.

Her: bae it's my time
Him:becky week has begun

by Maxemam February 01, 2020

fender bender week

A fender bender typically refers to a minor car crash on a bend. A bender is a streak of alcohol or drug use. Fender bender week is a minor crash of daily alcohol consumption with the alcohol starting with the day of the week typically in the last week before a holiday.

friend 1: why are you drinking, its a work night?
friend 2: its tequila Tuesday!!

friend 1: tequila what?
friend 2: fender bender week!! the holidays start next week.

by alcoholic 987 June 20, 2023