by Thesaldoilguy December 13, 2013
The refinery company that drills, extracts, refines, and distributes oil and it's counterparts all over the Mushroom Kingdom.
We wouldn't have Mario Kart without Bowser Oil!
by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 03, 2021
Many think that Bowser Oil® is drilled and extracted from the lands of the Mushroom Kingdom, but very few know that it actually seeps from the plentiful jowls of Bowser himself! His juices help many aspiring jowl artists grow their pathetic, deflated, disgraceful, jowls into mighty, plump, and radiant jowls.
Kid: Mommy, your jowls are just so robust and radiant. Will be jowls ever grow to become that powerful?
Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!
Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!
by JowlMaster April 18, 2023
by Corneales mcdoon March 25, 2018
damn cuh my phone laggin this shit on some mustard oil on god
ayo bro he seems kinda sus ngl
nah ain't no mustard oil here
ayo bro he seems kinda sus ngl
nah ain't no mustard oil here
by GotDemAirForces June 16, 2022
When a group of men gather together and designate one person in the group as their bitch. They then proceed to cover the bitch in oil and run a train of him. The aftermath leaves the bitch covered in oil and semen, the rest of the group then refer to him as the "oil pit".
by user132 July 30, 2021
by brian duclos April 27, 2010