hood whipped

name came from gettin your ass thrown on the hood of a cop car.

Damn cuz that copa had me straight hood whiped when he pulled me over last week.

The fuckin pig found a sack in my pocket and had me hood whipped.

by gotchaback July 16, 2009

Hood Rich

Hood Rich is living in Taft Texas with sixteen children from one mother and fifteen other teen babies mommas with sixteen kids, havin the kids run around half nekked because you want to buy a Cadillac Escalade wit spinnas. Thats hood rich.

My baby's daddy is so fucking hood rich. i wonder when he's gonna start paying child support.

by megan shinks June 7, 2004

Minnemurder Hood

Minnemurder Hood is any neighborhood located in Minnesota that can be declared ghetto.

Those Minnemurder Hood boys will blow your brains out.

by Minnemurder Boss Cash September 3, 2010

hood wink

it means somebody stole somethin

i was hood winked by those thiefs

by G DOGG May 31, 2003

J HOOD

when you trim ur pubes in the bathroom of your student house , forget to clean up, and end up clogging the sink. Then your housemates find it clogged and attempt to fix the hairy dilemma only to realize that it is indeed unfixable- the hair is just too thick! Ultimately the sink needs to be replaced and you have yourself with one hell of a J HOOD.

"Omggggggg Matt Davies Pulled a J HOOD Again!!!!"

by SSSBBB January 2, 2008

Hood asf

Is slang for a wanna be idiot, a thug with no future, and or a slut that will sleep with anyone , deals and uses drugs.

Damn fool you hood asf with them food stamps and ho s.

by M5twntd May 9, 2019

Hooded blindfold

Having a girl give you head why you are driving to your house so she won't know where you live.

I gave Melissa a Hooded blindfold so I won't have to worry about her stalking me.

by missispokes April 28, 2009