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Goon Dick

When you Goon so much your dick starts looking very limp and broken. Added it may also accumulate a nasty mold-like growth.
After weeks of gooning, I started to see signs of Goon Dick.
by the1000thon May 4, 2025
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Goon Boom

when you goon so hard your cock explodes
1: bro last night i just goon boomed
2: who the fuck are you
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flicker goon

The act of reaching climax and preventing said climax repeatedly very quickly with the goal of lasting as long as possible
I can flicker goon for 7 seconds
by anonymous May 27, 2024
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Moon Gooning

Taking Peyote with a group of native Americans in the woods and edging until gooning.
Hey Jim want to go to the bar?

Sorry I can’t I’m going moon gooning with the natives.
by Moon gooner November 19, 2023
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Goon Slave

A person who is the bitch of another person, acting as a sidekick but more submissive. In some cases, a Goon Slave will take the Goon of the master to their face
"Bro you're actually a fucking Goon Slave for Ethan"
by DCG$ June 7, 2024
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gooning

When you rub the inside of your leg so hard it begins to turn red.
Person 1: I was gooning so long last night look at my leg.
Person 2: Nah look at my leg i goonmax all day
by RobzookaZombie December 29, 2023
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Great British flicker gooning is where you slowly put warm baked bean into your urethra while listening to Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond.
I wish I was Great British flicker gooning right now.
by 6ngelical July 11, 2025
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