When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.
I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.
by LaceARoo June 17, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>Any 100% Of The Drum Roll of The Bachs That I MissedFor The LicquorsI Missed, SPilling Onto The Floor Before Engaging With It<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Any 100% Of The Drum Roll of The Bachs That I MissedFor The LicquorsI Missed, SPilling Onto The Floor Before Engaging With It<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

somebody who is not so smart and has a forrest on their head. this person is likeble but stupid. she only has friends that are just as stupid as she. and she loves floornication.
floor is floornicating on de floor
by florocratus labbus May 22, 2024

When your broke friend can’t afford a cool jeep like the rest of us. Confined to a plastic sleeping quarters.
Friend 1: Hey everyone! I’m going to sleep in an elevated surface because 1. I’m not poor and 2. I understand it’s a superior way of camping!
Friend 2: man I wish I could but it m just a floor boy /:
Friend 2: man I wish I could but it m just a floor boy /:
by Rgrazi May 3, 2024

sitting on someone's genitals
by Shut up floor January 25, 2014

by barbiiiie May 6, 2022

Floor is a dutch name. She’s a beautiful girl inside and out. She’s caring, funny, intelligent, adventurous and sensitive. She’s the best friend you can have, and she loves FERM.
If she’s your girlfriend take good care of her, but she needs her space sometimes. You’ll only find a Floor once in your life so you’re very lucky if you find one.
If she’s your girlfriend take good care of her, but she needs her space sometimes. You’ll only find a Floor once in your life so you’re very lucky if you find one.
by veryveryferm February 28, 2025
