national floor day

Is on April 7th Get naked cover yourself in vaseline and slither like a snail on the floor

National floor day

Person: I’m a snailll

by StickyBeans July 29, 2021

Floor cake

When your friend's mom bakes a cake, frosts it and then it falls on the floor.

Anne baked a floor cake and frosted it and then it fell on the floor.

by SUPAHIGHWAY March 13, 2024

Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk who's booze fueled escapades often descend into either pretending to swim on the floor, or being legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.

"That Mick guy who showed up last night was a drunken mess, a real floor swimmer"

by FrigOff May 20, 2014

Floor Pit

When everyone at a gig lays on the floor and moshes by rolling.

"Dude that floor pit was insane!"

"I know I rolled right over him!"

by Rocket Sneakers October 3, 2008

floor soup

When soup goes on the floor and you may truly establish dominance amongst peers and subordinates. Soup has always belonged on the floor, and to put it on the floor accomplishes the goal of soup.

Jess Put Soup On The Floor Wow What A Leader. That’s some floor soup!

by Vitamincool February 4, 2022

Floor boy

When your broke friend can’t afford a cool jeep like the rest of us. Confined to a plastic sleeping quarters.

Friend 1: Hey everyone! I’m going to sleep in an elevated surface because 1. I’m not poor and 2. I understand it’s a superior way of camping!

Friend 2: man I wish I could but it m just a floor boy /:

by Rgrazi May 3, 2024

Floor scranny

Used cigarettes on the floor that typically would be discarded but a skint bitch will pick it up and smoke it, even if its just the filter left.

Me: “look at casey smoking cigarettes from the floor”

Tyler: “floor scranny”

by Toxic raptor July 20, 2021