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Jackoff Jeff Likes Em Like He Likes His Women

BIG! Jackoff Jeff likes em big enough to block him from the scorching sun on a hot summer day. Big enough to be considered jolly all year long, not just Christmas. Big enough to shop at Lane Giant and Torrid. Big enough to be considered pleasantly plump. Big enough to take up enough seating for three - him, her, and her other ass cheek.

Jeff's fav quote: Go BIG or go home with one who is
We all know Jackoff Jeff likes em like he likes his women - BIG
by one pissed off mama March 24, 2011
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me an my brethren on a never-ending quest for knowledge. mote it be.
In reverse text this phrase .eb ti etom .egdelwonk rof tseuq gnidne-reven a no nerhterb ym na em= me an my brethren on a never-ending quest for knowledge. mote it be.
by JUBALUM. September 30, 2020
mugGet the .eb ti etom .egdelwonk rof tseuq gnidne-reven a no nerhterb ym na emmug.
.eb ti etom .egdelwonk rof tseuq gnidne-reven a no nerhterb ym na em=me an my brethren on a never-ending quest for knowledge. mote it be.
by JUBALUM. September 30, 2020
mugGet the .eb ti etom .egdelwonk rof tseuq gnidne-reven a no nerhterb ym na emmug.
This is the famous quote from one of the three main characters from GTA V named Micheal De Santa
Man aims gun to robbers head "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em"
Pushes a Security guard at a jewel store "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em"
Security guard after the heist says "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em"
The actor Ned Luke says about GTA 6 "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em
by When you forget a 1000 things September 25, 2023
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a pickup phrase that will have woman at your feet, seriously try it and see the results for urself
example 1.-
girl- hi
guy- "u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?"
girl: omg i wanna suck your cock 24/7

example2.- she´s got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers.

bruh nigga tf u mean by "should include the word being defined"?
by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022
mugGet the u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?mug.
when your so bored you wonder how you spell each letter of the alphabet.
"hmm I wonder how to say each letter in the alphabet"
"I know

Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed."
by boooooooooooooored June 1, 2021
mugGet the Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed.mug.

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