douche cartouche

A tattoo on the lower back of a male, similar to a "tramp stamp" on a female.

They were a perfect match as they walked away, their jeans riding low to reveal her tramp stamp and his douche cartouche.

by Braincase January 16, 2010

douche-fairy

a consistently douchey male whose sexuality is in question; someone who both likes it up the, and happens to be an, asshole.

guy 1: OMG i don't care that its your grandmother's 150th birthday you prooomissssseeeeed you'd go to the mall with me ;-)

guy 2:you're such a fucking douche-fairy.

by bittereagle March 06, 2010

Douche Money

The money you get when you pass go in monopoly.

Damnit! Erik has been getting all the Douche Money while I've been in jail.

by ZeMasterDouche September 15, 2008

Douche Dwelling

A habitation or dwelling where douchebags reside.

All this douchebaggery is killing me; I've gotta get out of this douche dwelling before it rubs off on me.

by Overturecly July 24, 2008

Douche mode

Extreme douchiness. Maximun douche effect. All powerful douche.

Homeboy was insulting everybody and in full douche mode.

by G-Darb November 25, 2017

Douche Troupe

A group made up of individual douche bag people

Look at that douche troupe with their popped collars

by bootstraps45 January 29, 2012

douche-tool

Someone who is a combination of both a douche and a tool. A great example would be a lacrosse player who walks around with a button down shirt and a tie over his shoulder.

Person 1: That laxer is a shithead!
Person 2: I know! He's such a douche-tool!

by hey there pal December 07, 2010