An awesomee person who is loved by many,especially me, older and male but called the baby sister by me cause were awesomee :) Happy birthday Captain Butterkinss :)wuv youuuuuuuuuu wots <3 x have a good day big man ;)wee sis :Dxxxxxx
by NinjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaPenguin May 05, 2010
the elite member of the legendary, renowned corndog clan. The clan is a traveling guild of thieves out to plunder for riches and corndogs. They immobilize their victims by gappling the victim's shoulders from behind, laughing, and thrusting their knee into the victims anus.(similar to a rhino hump)Captain Cordog is a master of the corndogged arts of judo. he is an unbeatable assasin and a deadly force to be reckoned with. AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by larker April 25, 2007
A comeback to any gay joke that you are the butt of
Also, for people who are really dicks, assholes, or really stupid.
Also, for people who are really dicks, assholes, or really stupid.
Shut up Captain Poopshoot, you ass-packing anal pirate who likes to shove his treasure in everyone's south seas, likes to swab the poop deck, and go Arggggghh matey
by LIke you care December 11, 2003
George W Bush.
A fucking idiot, or a ignorant prick, or a racist mother fucker.
Also something you can say to simple people like farmers or other dumb fucks.
A fucking idiot, or a ignorant prick, or a racist mother fucker.
Also something you can say to simple people like farmers or other dumb fucks.
by 10th Of 12 May 14, 2006
Somebody who overuses the word awesome and constantly refers to themselves as such but because they're so aswesome nobody cares.
Motto: Being awesome isn't easy, it's a way of life.
A Captain Awesome is awe inspiring and up there with heroes such as Chuck Norris.
Captains of Awesome can be male and female.
Motto: Being awesome isn't easy, it's a way of life.
A Captain Awesome is awe inspiring and up there with heroes such as Chuck Norris.
Captains of Awesome can be male and female.
Sarah: OMG did you hear? Barney Stinson is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around us!!
Bob: What?! Dude that's Chuck Norris...
Sarah: Oh well...Barney Stinson's better, he can kill two stones with one bird
Bob:...still Chuck Norris
Sarah: How can you tell them apart...they're both so AWESOME!
Amal:Not as awesome as me...in fact im so awesome i might change my name to Captain Awesome.
Bob: What?! Dude that's Chuck Norris...
Sarah: Oh well...Barney Stinson's better, he can kill two stones with one bird
Bob:...still Chuck Norris
Sarah: How can you tell them apart...they're both so AWESOME!
Amal:Not as awesome as me...in fact im so awesome i might change my name to Captain Awesome.
by Mallie_Allie November 11, 2009
One who is the master of being stepped on, used, and abused by others. This individual is so passive in behavioral manners that they both tolerate and welcome such actions taken by others.
1. That dude is such a captain cupcake, his daughter is always milking him for cash and people are using him for free labor.
by CowboyAg January 31, 2007
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