lol attack

When somebody uses the word lol 3 times or more in one message.
Very dangerous, make sure you block who ever does this. Bad things happen to good people.

Marianna001: lol i just left from the mall lol, and i saw this homeless guy lol it was funny rofl!!!!1

Normalguy: OMG lol attack!!!! im blocking ur ass!!!!!1

by OxfordBodom February 25, 2007

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twanic attack

reading a distressing tweet on twitter that results in having a panic attack.

i read your tweet about getting into a car wreck, you nearly gave me a twanic attack!

by hribasaur April 07, 2011

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shark attacking

“Shark Attacking” involves a nude, sexually-excited man bending over backwards on all fours and walking around with his dorsal fin gliding through the air. There’s no payoff. He’s just a shark now. (Making noises is recommended to enhance the fun. Can be done alone, but preferably in the presence of a partner.)

Dude you should try "shark attacking" it will spice up your sex life, or at least make your girlfriend laugh.

by Sodabutton March 29, 2014

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gay attack

the art of being so gay that you cant even think straight;)

nina: oh my god chelsea that girl that just walked by was so beautiful i think im in love with her honestly if she wanted to marry me i wouldn't even think about it i would take a bullet for her i-
i think im having a gay attack

by moonfaery October 17, 2019

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lion attack

used to show either complete approval or disapproval of anything you like; can also be replaced by many different words

Man! i just lion attacked that test!
Get out of my face before i lion attack you
You're lion attacking me off
that is so lion attack!
are you really lion attacking me right now?

by xGoldenBeautyx May 03, 2011

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