lol attack

When somebody uses the word lol 3 times or more in one message.
Very dangerous, make sure you block who ever does this. Bad things happen to good people.

Marianna001: lol i just left from the mall lol, and i saw this homeless guy lol it was funny rofl!!!!1

Normalguy: OMG lol attack!!!! im blocking ur ass!!!!!1

by OxfordBodom December 14, 2008

Dick Attacker

A lady that starts to either suck or fuck you before your Dick is hard

Random Friend: Man yesterday was a horrible night
Random Friend #2: Why I thought you boned that hot girl
Random Friend: Well I did but she was a real Dick Attacker

by This pseudonym December 18, 2016

Crap attack

When you start having a heart attack when you have to take a crap from smoking

My grandma just had a crap attack

by Written words July 6, 2016

Attack Rows

Lines of increasing baldness on either side of the scalp. As they advance like the Red Army through eastern Germany, the only life left behind are a few wispy stragglers.

I was worried about my hair thinning, then I saw John's attack rows.

by Rob Rabies March 16, 2010

gay attack

the art of being so gay that you cant even think straight;)

nina: oh my god chelsea that girl that just walked by was so beautiful i think im in love with her honestly if she wanted to marry me i wouldn't even think about it i would take a bullet for her i-
i think im having a gay attack

by moonfaery October 17, 2019

lion attack

used to show either complete approval or disapproval of anything you like; can also be replaced by many different words

Man! i just lion attacked that test!
Get out of my face before i lion attack you
You're lion attacking me off
that is so lion attack!
are you really lion attacking me right now?

by xGoldenBeautyx May 26, 2011

Mike Attack

When someone freaks out over something that it completely fucked up.

Micheal had a Mike Attack while shitting on Cams dick.

by Fartsinacho August 29, 2010