Jessica

Has a cock that's 9 inches long. No balls. Parents called her transgender for only hanging out with boys. Has been called thick by gay short mohawk kid. Likes boys with abs and fluffy hair? Goes on call with "friend" for 5 years. Has a friend named Zoe who she hides from all the thirsty man friends. Dad buys her PS5 and Xbox to watch netflix and has 2 BMW bikes laying around.
"Why is jessica watching netflix with that gay short mohawk kid on her PS5?"
"Idk, ask her dad"
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jessica barry

Jessica barry is usually tall blonde and has hazel eyes very funny has anger issues has a very big heart get scared easily sensitive
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Jessica

Whatever they see a skonka they say “Mira ay va jessica “
by Steph.Roz October 10, 2021
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Jessica

Jessicas will always be smart beautiful and struggle with friendships but get they guys without knowing her whole life
Oh Jessica that girl can't keep a friends but she is dang hot
by JJlollipop14 December 9, 2019
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Jessica

"A girl that is super loyal and sexy shes nice and easy to fall inlove with"
Jared:Hey u heard of jessica
Alex:yeah
Jared:I like her and shes super loyal asf
by YoniceppImao October 26, 2020
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Jessica

the word to describe something greater than the old megan fox

megan fox is going wet from this amazing brainfuck called jessica !!!
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by pandarammler December 19, 2016
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Jessica Saturday

Super caring and fun. She’s athletic, dorky, and weird. She plays stupid games on the computer that waste her time and plays with her dogs. atom 2 things about her is she isn’t pretty nor she can sing. She sounds like a rat threw up. Most importantly is her personality- she cares for her friends and family so much so if u ever find a Jessica Saturday- make sure to keep her.
Omg- have you SEEN Jessica Saturday’s post?
by Ummm...yeahhhh May 20, 2018
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