Brian

the worst person you will ever meet. Likes shitty music like lucki and is over all a gross person. looks like pinnochio from shrek mixed with bbl drake. brian is bad.

“hey do you see that dude?”
“yeah hes such a brian”

by willywonkasbudussyhair March 3, 2022

Brian the Flake

When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.

Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.

by Bernsteinbearlove June 18, 2021

Perm Brian

Will goof, boof, and speak the truf. Perm Brian comes out when the party needs some energy and will call you out if you ain’t ratchet enough. Warning: may cause loss of sleep

Oh shit, Perm Brian coming out to play. Get them pinkies ready

by Labius Maximus November 23, 2021

Mollie Brian

Mollie Brian is a fascinating person who is amazing to be around. She has a nice personality and is very pretty. If you know a Mollie Brian you are very lucky 😎

It’s a Mollie Brian

by Smith_Ben. November 6, 2020

brian edward asbury

One solid guy! You’re all that I want! I love this man forever! I’ll never let go! Go team Brian! We got this!
💛🧡🌻🧡🌻🧡💛

Bro!
That’s Brian!
Dude!
Brian Edward Asbury is a great guy!

by Lilbitqueenbee4life aka Honey September 15, 2020

Brian

Brian is just like the name a Bryan but for ugly ass mfs with no hairline

Brian is a bitch nigga

by Jah se May 21, 2020

Brian Moment

An instance of brutally ironic misfortune in one's life, typically in-line with "worst case scenario" predictions.

Brian: "I just met this beautiful woman who I have a lot in common with and we get along great. Only problem is she just started dating a guy who sounds a lot like me."
Alex: "Boy, that's a Brian Moment if I ever heard one."

by uncle_bongo February 14, 2024