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Bi-winning

A mental augmentation characterised by extreme lifestyles on both sides of the spectrum. Patients tend to operate on a single gear or speed: 'Go' and never feel sadness or regret.

Touted as a possible side effect for the drug 'Charlie Sheen', other effects include dying and melting.

There is no cure, medicine and doctors will only make patients 'like them'.

Suspected sufferers of bi-winning have included Charlie Sheen, Honey Badgers and the Kool-Aid Jug.
'Hey Colonel Gaddafi, you're country is on the brink of civil war and are calling for the blood of you and your family, even you pets!'

CG ' Nonsense, my people love me, there is no unrest in Libya'

Subject Gaddafi displaying signs of bi-winning personality augmentation.
by Ulysses Jones March 25, 2011
mugGet the Bi-winningmug.

yoo bi

-made by @yoobi.trippin
by Chute.mi November 23, 2021
mugGet the yoo bimug.

bis

1: " omg a bis is ugly!"
2: " like, bis really?"
3: " this bis over here gon take my phone!"
by btsarmy888 December 13, 2018
mugGet the bismug.

Bis

Bis, short for Cannabis
Bro, you really about to hog all the fucking Bis?
by DointMaster2011 February 25, 2024
mugGet the Bismug.

bi-winning

Charlie Sheen's retort to being asked if he is bipolar. It means to be able to win/be awesome in more than one place simultaneously.
I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.
by dEaFTOLiGhT March 26, 2011
mugGet the bi-winningmug.

bi-winning

To win here and win there.
I'm not bipolar. I'm bi-winning!!!
by mackthekipper March 27, 2011
mugGet the bi-winningmug.

Upper-bi

A person (usually female) who likes women sexually, but will only play with them from the waist up.
Waist down for them is a no-go.
Carly thinks Angelina is super hot but she's upper-bi & will only make out with her & play with her boobies.
by LvR4NoQrOw June 3, 2021
mugGet the Upper-bimug.

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