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coffee-and-couch phase

A slang expression describing the moment you find yourself drinking the same black coffee as your dad, marking the realization that you’re now considered "old", especially when still living at parents' home past your 23rd birthday. It highlights the irony of being too old for youthful independence while still in a transitional phase.
I took a sip of that bitter black coffee and suddenly felt like I was 30, still living with my parents at 23. Guess I’ve officially hit the coffee-and-couch phase!
by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025
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porch couch season

A time in the summer white mainly in the northeast United States sit on their porch couch drinking cheap beer, listening to old music and bothering their neighbors with their cussing and or arguing.
Oh well it must be porch couch season because I can hear the neighbors fighting till 2:00am
by Ernchuck May 31, 2018
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couch licker

Stop licking couches you couch licker!
by bung linger April 19, 2023
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couch potato cat

what you wish you were
by Stupidity.I’m November 25, 2022
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Dogs On The Couch

The temporary placement of spent tampons on a lover’s chest for sake of efficiency (to forgo delays of proper disposal) and tidiness (to prevent the staining of expensive linens) to expedite consummation during moments of intense emergency-level passion, drunken disorientation, or squalid apathetic laziness.
“Sure baby, you can let your dogs on the couch.”
by Sammishredd November 27, 2024
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The Jerkules Couch

It means you’re an asshole and no one wants to sit by you.
Josie was sitting on the jerkules couch because she was an asshole and no one wanted to sit by her.
by Cupcake February 7, 2023
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Couch Butt

This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.
That 700 bohemian whale has a couch butt. I know I saw her sit down.
by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023
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