A slang expression describing the moment you find yourself drinking the same black coffee as your dad, marking the realization that you’re now considered "old", especially when still living at parents' home past your 23rd birthday. It highlights the irony of being too old for youthful independence while still in a transitional phase.
I took a sip of that bitter black coffee and suddenly felt like I was 30, still living with my parents at 23. Guess I’ve officially hit the coffee-and-couch phase!
by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025
Get the coffee-and-couch phasemug. A time in the summer white mainly in the northeast United States sit on their porch couch drinking cheap beer, listening to old music and bothering their neighbors with their cussing and or arguing.
by Ernchuck May 31, 2018
Get the porch couch seasonmug. by bung linger April 19, 2023
Get the couch lickermug. what you wish you were
by Stupidity.I’m November 25, 2022
Get the couch potato catmug. The temporary placement of spent tampons on a lover’s chest for sake of efficiency (to forgo delays of proper disposal) and tidiness (to prevent the staining of expensive linens) to expedite consummation during moments of intense emergency-level passion, drunken disorientation, or squalid apathetic laziness.
by Sammishredd November 27, 2024
Get the Dogs On The Couchmug. by Cupcake February 7, 2023
Get the The Jerkules Couchmug. This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.
by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023
Get the Couch Buttmug.