Kids born as early as 2010, and as late as 2028. the newest generation.
there is a stereotype out of them that they watch Cocomelon on Youtube Kids' with a dirty Ipad 24/7.
In reality, some of them are just now getting on the Internet, especially Zalphas (in between Z and Alpha) and some do go outside.
They are the first Generation to be born to not know life before the iPhone or iPad.
there is a stereotype out of them that they watch Cocomelon on Youtube Kids' with a dirty Ipad 24/7.
In reality, some of them are just now getting on the Internet, especially Zalphas (in between Z and Alpha) and some do go outside.
They are the first Generation to be born to not know life before the iPhone or iPad.
Billy: I was born in 2014!
Gatekeeper: OH NO A GENERATION ALPHA KID THEY HAVE NO HOPE THANK GOD I WAS BORN IN 2001
Billy: (stares then walks away)
Gatekeeper: OH NO A GENERATION ALPHA KID THEY HAVE NO HOPE THANK GOD I WAS BORN IN 2001
Billy: (stares then walks away)
by cvbnm07 December 16, 2023
Get the Generation Alphamug. a clothing brand that's popular in Cyprus and all the popular kids wear it because they think it's cool
by halloumaki February 16, 2022
Get the alpha industriesmug. The rarely disciplined child that a single mom brings into her marriage with a betabux provider.
Usually, the product of a one-night stand or short-term fling with an alpha male who isn't in the kid's life.
Alpha Orphans are frequently mentioned in their mother's online dating profile along with the statement "My kid(s) come first".
Usually, the product of a one-night stand or short-term fling with an alpha male who isn't in the kid's life.
Alpha Orphans are frequently mentioned in their mother's online dating profile along with the statement "My kid(s) come first".
Example 1
Keith: Dude, I was interested until I saw "Proud mom" in her profile.
Wesley: Damn... Alpha Orphans.
Example 2
Husband: Honey, we've been married 4 years now. Can we have a kid now?
Wife: No! I already have two alpha orphans.
Keith: Dude, I was interested until I saw "Proud mom" in her profile.
Wesley: Damn... Alpha Orphans.
Example 2
Husband: Honey, we've been married 4 years now. Can we have a kid now?
Wife: No! I already have two alpha orphans.
by GraveHeretic June 11, 2020
Get the Alpha Orphanmug. Kids born in 2010-2024 who are definitely born in the wrong generation 100% and should stop being born in those years! The Gen Z people who where born in the 2000s (2000-2009) often complain about being born in the wrong generation and want to be born in the 1990s but in reality they where born in the last decent generation.
Lakeesha: Phew! I was born in 2009! I was so close but I dodged Gen Alpha successfully!
Samaria: I was born in 2011! Damn it! I was born in the wrong generation! Why can’t god send me here at least 2 years earlier!
Samaria: I was born in 2011! Damn it! I was born in the wrong generation! Why can’t god send me here at least 2 years earlier!
by timebombing January 11, 2024
Get the Gen Alphamug. by anonymous July 22, 2021
Get the alphamug. by Ch33kyCh33ks May 19, 2019
Get the Alphamug. Dumbass bitches that are so fucking annoying and are a fury barking and meowing their way to heaven or hell. Their dumbass are so bad at their subjects that they fail every subject and suck dick and they are so bad at sex that i feel bad for the person who they our having sex with because i promise they bark while they are having a “fun” time.
Person 1 : What gen is that kid in?
Person 2 : I think he belongs in gen alpha look how he is fucking barking to his class
Person 1 : The fuck ur right
Person 2 : I think he belongs in gen alpha look how he is fucking barking to his class
Person 1 : The fuck ur right
by fugj February 9, 2024
Get the Gen Alphamug.