September 8

Only the weebiest of weebs and the nerdiest of nerds are born on this day. Either that or tryhards, YOU DECIDE

“Wow, she’s such a weeb, she was probably born in like September. September 8th probably”

by YourEmoGod October 15, 2019

September 5

National clingy day

Her: why you being so clingy
Me: it's September 5

by Shylique September 4, 2021

september 10th

unimportant; trivial. how the events that happened on 9/10/01 compared to the events that happened on 9/11/01.

man, why do you care if she doesn't have an orgasm? that's so september 10th.

by whodey June 13, 2004

September 1st

Only kool people are born on september first! Dr. Phil, Zendaya, Jungkook. Even when KIDZ BOP was formed!!

Oh, wow that kid is super kool, he must have been born on September 1st!

I wish I was as Kool as Dr. Phil! He was born on September 1st

by super good guy October 24, 2019

September 16

national boomer day the day where you say ok boomer to the person thats birthday is on this day

Bob:today is september 16th its my birthday!!!!!!
Sarah: you know what that means.
Bob: Not again...
Sarah: OK BOOMER

by jdhfiyfhuytyduygfty6tftg December 19, 2019

September 11

The day we mourn the massive losses from 9/11, and want to kill every Islamic assbag in the world. It should be especially interesting in Gainsville, Florida... This year is the 10th anniversary, and on Sept. 11, there is a huge football game in Gainsville. I'm not hoping for anything, but think about what could happen. To double the threat, a pastor in the same area is holding, 'Burn a Koran Day'. This guy doesn't think right, HE INVITED TERRORISTS TO COME! WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE DO THAT?! He's not a true pastor, he just spews bullshit all over Islam. I don't blame him, but it makes him look bad, especially given the fact people look up to him. I'm not kidding, this guy is fucking crazy.

On September 11, I think I'll buy an American Flag to put, (respectfully of course) on my wall instead of making the people who can kill us angry.

by A7X forever September 8, 2010

September 7th

The day that Epic No.1 bestest gamers ever in the history of the universe were born 😎 , also 7 8 9 so 9 is whack and 7 is like fckin SWOLE

TAKE THAT L YOU "NOT BORN ON SEPTEMBER 7TH"-ASS

by Roberro October 15, 2019