A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.
"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)
(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")
"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)
(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")
by ahbissofuckia July 15, 2009

by tauredministryofagriculture August 6, 2025

They ordered our machine at work from a different company because it was cheaper, it's been nothing but trouble. Boy, they really bit their own toes off!
by Dr. HaHa April 14, 2014

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by ausboss20001 October 11, 2023

by Bobalingo April 4, 2024

No. He did not...
Hym "Ruin his own life. Someone heard what he said and DECIDED TO DO THAT TO HIM. You're a fucking retard. Your life hinges on the whim of the mob so YOU have a vested interest in allowing them to do shit like that and I say 'Them' because, again, what did he do to himself? Did he call his own job? No? Then WHO DID IT? DO THEY HAVE A NAME? THAT IS WHO RUINED HIS LIFE."
A fucking simpleton "But I say good words and they gives me money. He say bad words!"
Hym "....... Yup. Ok, I forgot who I was dealing with. I forget sometimes that I'm basically yelling at special needs kids.... Yup."
A fucking simpleton "But I say good words and they gives me money. He say bad words!"
Hym "....... Yup. Ok, I forgot who I was dealing with. I forget sometimes that I'm basically yelling at special needs kids.... Yup."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024

Something alot of people cannot do
Another word for "leave me alone" and/or "You shouldn't be involved in this"
Another word for "leave me alone" and/or "You shouldn't be involved in this"
by anonymous September 25, 2023
