oil the pipes

translates into having a few or more drinks before you head out to the bars for the night, thus lessening your bar tab, and making all the shots, combos consumed later go down much more easily.

I've got to oil the pipes before I head out drinking!

by sean_amadon July 9, 2010

Bp oil spill

Doing anal and they take a shit on your dick. (Back pussy oil spill)

We were fucking and there was a bp oil spill.

by Eodgary November 7, 2015

Oil Rigger

The act of sticking one or more fingers into someone's anus (clothed or not) while shouting,"Oil Rigger" in a country accent. Best used when the victim is bending over, walking up stairs, or standing in front of you. The reverse reach around Oil Rigger is also always a challenge.

I definitely penetrated the bootyhole when I gave that dude an Oil Rigger on the escalator.

I gave Jimmy the dirtiest rusty hook after I Oil Rigged his fart box.

by Silky J Johnston August 30, 2013

Oil

something that only the US will murder hundreds for

Salesman- Oil! Get some oil!
The entire US government- Lets fucking drop the son on this bitch

by Popsucker101 November 23, 2021

Put wood in t' oil

A phrase used in parts of Yorkshire, mainly in South Yorkshire as a way to tell someone that they need to shut thier face

Bob: "blah blah blah, random bollocks"
Jim: "Put wood in t' oil will thy, you're getting on me wick"

by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021

Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil

So, Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil is a product sold on AliExpress that claims to herbally increase a man’s penis length and width. Claims to have thousands of happy customers.

Perhaps I need to purchase some Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil as a gift for the office Secret Santa party. How fun will that be?!

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Diddy Oil

During Diddy's freak off or inhumane parties that he created, (God watches everything, Diddy Proverbs 5:21 ) he would lace Johnson's baby oil or such with Rohypnol or GHB (drugs) and essentially pull a Bill Cosby on his victims. Like Cosby's drugs, they would go to your body's system and essentially perform a shutdown, and the rest is history. Usually found at Diddy parties or Alabama Walmarts.

Norah: Ryan! Have you tried Diddy Oil? It's so smooth, and buttery...

Ryan: Uhh....

by GriddyDman November 24, 2024