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The meaning of life

There is no meaning to life. Thanks to the second law of thermodynamics, you were born to increase the total entropy of the universe. You are just a worthless little piece of shit, and you do not matter. Your contribution to the total entropy is pretty low. Go blow up Mars first, and then we can talk.
Life has no meaning. We are just advanced/evolved forms of ancient organisms better at causing chaos than viruses. In a way, causing chaos IS the meaning of life.
by Mee6 46 January 24, 2023
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Damn she’s being a bitch, I can’t wait for the 8th of October because it’s Murder Your Mean Partner Day!
by Mikey Furlong ;) September 30, 2022
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I Mean

" I Mean" is virus word that is used as single word to begin every sentence. It replaces "Umm;" and the less virulent "soooo;" that is currently being spread by PHDs, doctors and professors. It's virulence is equivalent to the notorious Valley-girl "Like; " from the 90s.
"I Mean" originated with a white guy who owned lots of cats that lived in the tunnels by the Bronx River. In 2018 he landed an
internship at a New York City Public Radio Station where his constant use of the word "I Mean" spread to it's production staff and news hosts who then infected staff at other Public Radio stations nationally and News hour hosts in British Broadcasting corporations. All things considered, the hosts on the media are basically super-spreaders of this virulent pre-sentence brain fart.
"Max, I mean; I love you."
"I mean; I love you too, Sid."
by thobblem September 16, 2021
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025
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You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mister Griiiiinch!
You're a really bad banana

With a greasy black peel!
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel December 13, 2024
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Meaning Of Life

Meaning of Life is a Choice and a Goal
by ONLYSHMOOB March 7, 2021
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