you were here now your there

you were ugly than had a big glow up and got a better type

you were here now your there so i did better

by factors March 29, 2022

now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

When it's opposite day and you wanna sing the alphabet song.

Person- "Hey it's opposite day. Now sing the alphabet song."

Me- "now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba"

by xXyOuRmOmIsGaEXx January 24, 2022

hippidey hoppidy this is now my property

This is now my property

Me: look i got a new watch
my friend: hippidey hoppidy this is now my property

by HAHAnonono October 12, 2021

Me-now, Me-now

What a hot horny pussycat hole says to a dick when foreplay is taking to long.

Sheena: Damn nigga how long you gone eat the pussy? I need that big cock. Me-now, Me-now

Daquan: Ahh this pussy taste good. Open them legs.
Sheena: *opens legs* pussycat sings: Me-now, Me-now

by Delphi0101 September 7, 2021

What now, my love?

An acoustical song done by NOFX. Happens to be my ringtone on the hubby's phone.
Good little diddy, gets you moving.

Everytime I call the Hubby, he is blessed with NOFX's cool tune; What now, my love?

by REBel Siren September 20, 2021

Play now or die.

A bullshit promotion text from Helix Jump (A mobile game) to force people to play their game

Helix Jump: Play now or die.
Me: no ._.

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 16, 2021

I Can See Clearly Now

Oh, yes I can make it now the pain is gone
All of the bad feelings have disappeared
Here is that rainbow I've been praying for
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day

Him: Things are foggy.
Me: Put on your glasses.
Him: Ah, I can see clearly now.

by Nab004 July 16, 2021