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Jessica

Has a cock that's 9 inches long. No balls. Parents called her transgender for only hanging out with boys. Has been called thick by gay short mohawk kid. Likes boys with abs and fluffy hair? Goes on call with "friend" for 5 years. Has a friend named Zoe who she hides from all the thirsty man friends. Dad buys her PS5 and Xbox to watch netflix and has 2 BMW bikes laying around.
"Why is jessica watching netflix with that gay short mohawk kid on her PS5?"
"Idk, ask her dad"
by garfield6969 November 2, 2021
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Jessica Saturday

Super caring and fun. She’s athletic, dorky, and weird. She plays stupid games on the computer that waste her time and plays with her dogs. atom 2 things about her is she isn’t pretty nor she can sing. She sounds like a rat threw up. Most importantly is her personality- she cares for her friends and family so much so if u ever find a Jessica Saturday- make sure to keep her.
Omg- have you SEEN Jessica Saturday’s post?
by Ummm...yeahhhh May 20, 2018
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jessica cerbo

The most beautiful girl to ever walk this plant. With eyes as blue as the ocean, and hair as brown as chocolate. Sexy body, sexy face.
Did you guys just see Jessica cerbo walk by!!! She’s so beautiful I want to date her

Omg don’t you wish you were as gorgeous as Jessica!!!
by Every boy known to man kind September 26, 2017
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Jessica wheeler

Jessica wheeler is fucking hott damn
by Benjmain September 18, 2021
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Jessica

she is the sweetest girl in the world. The only girl who could ever give two cares about you. Even knows you more than you do

one of the realist friends out there! Probably has a blessed knowledge about the bible and how to treat others because she didn't have too many problems

maybe it was just my fault
Jessica and her best friend(well should be) need to revolutionize their friendship because this has great potential to go somwhere good in life

I pray you will never lose a Jessica.
by Happy Christian April 10, 2023
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Jessica

Jessica is a beautiful person on the inside and out. She is super fun and down to earth and loves chillin' in her room. She has lots of close friends and opens up easily, but when she gets really comfy with her friends she starts to do some strange things, like burping and passing gas. But apart from that, she is really great!
A random: Are u friend's with Jessica?
Another person: Yes! Who isn't friends with Jessica!?
by Anne_12 October 27, 2020
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Jessica Reeves

She is the most fakest person you'll ever meet
If you meet a "Jessica Reeves: don't be friends with her, she is retarded and fake
by Dr.James C May 12, 2020
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