When someone works days in a row, then feels those three days were enough to allow them to ditch a day of work.
Oh my god Becky!!! Mrs. Sherley made us pedal so hard last three days of biking practice. I know that the Redlands Grand Prix means so much to team River Bottom, but I need a day off. I'm using Joey's rule to get a day of rest.
by 142backdoor69 June 21, 2016

Someone kind hearted. He’s hard working. He’s someone loyal. He’s a best friend. He’s understanding and he can sit there and listen to you rant for hours on end. He’ll be there when you need him even when you feel like nobody’s there for you. He’s loving and kind and hilarious. He’ll make you smile with the simplest gesture. He’s protective and will always want the best for you. He gives the warmest hugs and allows you to feel safe with him. Joey is an amazing person and deserves the best of what the world can offer.
by kinene November 21, 2021

The sweetest guy, he is smart and funny. Gets along with so many people and tries to help others. What wouldn't you like about him.
by IM Joey February 12, 2020

That one tall lanky white boy who wears vineyard vines and preppy clothes and is a Michigan die hard. He acts like a 25 year old to everyone. Joey Gorman is a very wise person and I would consider him like a grandpa
by Anonymous1470 January 15, 2019

by SomeRandomPseudonym February 27, 2021

A Joey is someone who will drop anything going on for weed and alcohol. Some may call this a problem but Joey calls it a lifestyle.
Dude 1: Wassup Joey, long time no see, how are you doing?
Joey: Shit man I know I got here 2 minutes ago but I gotta dip Jack’s boutta hook me up with some weed
Joey: Shit man I know I got here 2 minutes ago but I gotta dip Jack’s boutta hook me up with some weed
by grammy P June 25, 2023

The physical manifestation of gluttony. A “Joey” is usually a fat fucking loser who claims they are “big boned” but weigh 450+.
by WithersLoss September 13, 2025
