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Jessicaitis

Medical condition in which one is unable to make eye contact with Jessica when near.
What’s wrong with you?
I have Jessicaitis. Can’t even look her in the eyes when she’s near.
by Hedgehogsloth January 20, 2024
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Jessica's Plant

Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.
"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"

"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
by Bex Belling June 11, 2024
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Jessica

Jessicas will always be smart beautiful and struggle with friendships but get they guys without knowing her whole life
Oh Jessica that girl can't keep a friends but she is dang hot
by JJlollipop14 December 9, 2019
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Jessica

the word to describe something greater than the old megan fox

megan fox is going wet from this amazing brainfuck called jessica !!!
jessica
by pandarammler December 19, 2016
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Jessica Saturday

Super caring and fun. She’s athletic, dorky, and weird. She plays stupid games on the computer that waste her time and plays with her dogs. atom 2 things about her is she isn’t pretty nor she can sing. She sounds like a rat threw up. Most importantly is her personality- she cares for her friends and family so much so if u ever find a Jessica Saturday- make sure to keep her.
Omg- have you SEEN Jessica Saturday’s post?
by Ummm...yeahhhh May 20, 2018
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Jessica

"A girl that is super loyal and sexy shes nice and easy to fall inlove with"
Jared:Hey u heard of jessica
Alex:yeah
Jared:I like her and shes super loyal asf
by YoniceppImao October 26, 2020
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Jessica

A friendly, funny, quirky person who likes to joke around. Everybody likes her and wants to be around her. She's one of the weirdest people you will ever meet but that makes her herself. She's really easy to talk to. She's the kindest person you will find. She is radiant, beautiful, kind and intelligent. She cares about others before herself. She will make you laugh and smile. A sassy and independent girl who wants to live life on her terms. Lover of animals, small children and old peoples. Jessica’s are very extroverted and aren’t afraid to speak their mind but they are also very humorous and are always laughing. They are very outgoing and are always ready to embarrass a friend. To people that have not gotten to know a Jessica, they may come across as really out there. But when you get to know them, you see their sweeter side and are quickly find comfort in their company.
Did you see Jessica, she just helped that old man cross the road, while walking 3 dogs and carrying a baby!
by 129flfafhvv n June 23, 2023
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