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jess murphy

A out of control grog monster inhabited by the spirit of miffy. She was a good host due to the large amount of beer being abled to be consumed by her. She goes fucking mental when the spirit of miffy shows itself. Throws her hubby to be through doors and pounds his forehead with her sloppy tits.
Jess murphy got miffed last night and went nuts about not being able to breast feed children.
by henryhenryhenderson August 3, 2016
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Amelie and Jess

Amelie and Jess are one of the best dynamic duos you'll ever see. Funny, quick-witted, emotional and just plain awesome. They may have had some ups and downs in their time, but at the end of the day they've shared some great memories and will continue to share more. They're both just awesome and are absolutely perfect for each other. They're the perfect power couple.
Everyone else:
Amelie and Jess: *sexing furiously*
by BruhSoundEffect.WAV December 30, 2018
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Jesse

The man the myth the legend. Probably married to a Jenny and plans to have 2 boys and 2 girls. He’s the dopest dude ever
Aww man she’s got herself a jesse. She so luckyyyy
by Seriouslywhy December 24, 2020
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jess kell

this girl is probably satan , probably get the least guys and if she does there twats, her friends are fake and she is suicidal so if you meet a jess kell love her conditionally because went she is loved she is the nicest person when she puts the effort in when you put effort in she’s even better now if you know a jess kell like i do don’t get on her bad side because she’s a bit of a craxkhead and bitch. other than that go for it my dudes
jess kell is a complete form of satan
by hero887 October 17, 2019
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Jesse

That kid thinks he's such a Jesse.
by Deveganator April 8, 2020
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Jess

Jess loves a pint and gear on a Friday night
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Jesse

Jesse is that type of person that might seem happy but deep down he's like a candle in the wind but he goes through life like everything is O.K because he's a Nisha, Savannah, Zack and a Chloe at he his side and with them there is not that they can't do then throw an Alonique and there you have a high school drama story
Man Jesse has been through a lot luckily he has has Zack Savannah Nisha and Chloe.
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