The alpha male that will almost whoop anyone's ass. This man will not have one but many stories of how he almost fought someone, almost made it home drunk, or almost did something totally out of retrospect. He will always have a big story and follow up with something like "I almost whipped this dude's ass but....." Normally the rest of his story is explaining why he's not a pussy but could go on for a while. This man will be crowned as the almost fight champion of the world.
Bernice: Ethan is literally the almost fight champion of the world. All he does is share stories of how he almost did something. Listen
Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.
Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.
by Bigbrachcock11 October 4, 2018
Get the almost fight championmug. “Dude, me and Jessica had a naked nerf fight last night.”
“Todd, just act like a normal human being and say you fucked, this is why nobody talks to you”
“Todd, just act like a normal human being and say you fucked, this is why nobody talks to you”
by Dragon Dick 69 December 9, 2019
Get the Naked Nerf Fightmug. by Mistermoon May 6, 2020
Get the Dirty Fight Clubmug. Fighting with someone when you're not even sure what you're fighting about. As if the start of the fight was "you ate my apple and I don't even like apples!" Fighting just for the sake of fighting, with no actual point or objective.
Joe: What were you and Cindy fighting about last night?
Tom: I don't know, we were just fighting about apples.
Tom: I don't know, we were just fighting about apples.
by The Rue October 2, 2009
Get the fighting about applesmug. by red696969696969696969696966969 March 3, 2021
Get the Light Saber Fightmug. The chode fight arena takes place in the Kia at easyms house all the massive chodes from all over the world come to the Kia to battle it out there can only be one champion and the champion is robichode he always wins by using his girthy chode and big cheeks easym always comes second
by Da mandem November 26, 2019
Get the Chode fight arenamug. Originating from the SNES video game "Final Fight", this term is used when normal time is just too fast. In "Final Fight", the game gives the player about thirty to ninety seconds to comlpete a stage. However, each Final Fight Second is approximately ten earth seconds.
Tim: "Wow, that test was so easy, I finished it in, like, 6 seconds!"
Jane: "Yeah, like, 6 seconds in Final Fight Time."
Jane: "Yeah, like, 6 seconds in Final Fight Time."
by Hadoken! June 13, 2005
Get the Final Fight Timemug.