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Birthday Shit

The one time of the year where you finally expunge your bowels
by TheGhav March 5, 2021
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Colorado Birthday

(This concept was originated in Colorado and debuted in Chicago)

As you are performing coitus in the doggie position on your lover's birthday (or anytime really) - Step 1. Light a candle and stick it into a cupcake -- Have at ready! Step 2. Slowly and gently bring the cupcake forward towards your partner's view. Step 3. Sweetly whisper 'Happy birthday' in your partner's ear. Step 4. (now this is the tricky part and takes precision timing) As you conclude your birthday whisper, swiftly remove your penis from your partner's vagina and abruptly insert it into the anus and provide one muscular thrust inward (trap ALL that air!). CRITICAL STEP!! - Once she rears back in shock from the surprise birthday entry, strategically position the cupcake WITH lit candle directly in-line of the beehole while simultaneously plungering your schwantz out with great torque, friction, and quickness for the best airy effect (chef's kiss). If done correctly and the timing is just right, this will extinguish the candle's flame all in one assertive, swiveling exit.

Now to Step 5 - At this point, your birthday girl may have thought the surprise was over -- but oh no. Step 5. After the candle has been properly extinguished, bring the cupcake back to your lover's view to make a wish! Step 6. As the wish is being verbally shared, begin to sensually smear the cupcake all over her face while singing 'Happy birthday to you....happy birthday to youuuuu...' ---- She'll never forget it! :)
My special lady, Betty, got the quiverjibbles after I laid a perfect Colorado Birthday surprise on her!
by horsetrough hank November 21, 2024
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Parisienne birthday candles

This girl was givin' me the gears so I fired up a pack of Parisienne birthday candles.
by fatburner5 October 18, 2011
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Happy Birthday Jeremy!

Means literally nothing, used to say randomly at any time or when some one uses the words "happy birthday" "birthday" or "Jeremy".
Person 1"Hey did you know Marks birthday is tomorrow?"
Person 2 "Birthday, Happy Birthday Jeremy!"
Person 1 "Who's that?"
Person 2 "Jeremy"
Person 1 "Fuck you bitch ass faggot nigga"
by Kendick Gaymar February 12, 2025
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Swedish Birthday Present

Sending your friend a tastefully done nude pic or video for their birthday. Traditional gifts include fully nude pics, titty pics and dick pics. Contemporary gifts include pussy pics, ass pics, nut videos, bean flicks, and squirt shots.
What are you getting Joe for his birthday? Already sent him a Swedish birthday present, a fresh out the shower nude this morning.
by HaroldJugger June 24, 2025
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birthday fever

(applies to certain people only) when a person you used to have a crush, situationship or any other type of romantic history's birthday comes up, you suddenly think about them and feelings reemerge. for some, these feelings dissipate again, but for some no. (only applies if you know this person's birthday)
example: I started thinking about Logan a few days ago and I thought I was over him, but turns out it was just birthday fever.
by anonymous July 22, 2023
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Birthday

Noah/Ryan HAS TO james on the day before his birthday. It's required.
Wow noah, you better answer james. Its the day before his birthday!
by May 25 May 14, 2021
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