Attack Rows

Lines of increasing baldness on either side of the scalp. As they advance like the Red Army through eastern Germany, the only life left behind are a few wispy stragglers.

I was worried about my hair thinning, then I saw John's attack rows.

by Rob Rabies March 16, 2010

twanic attack

reading a distressing tweet on twitter that results in having a panic attack.

i read your tweet about getting into a car wreck, you nearly gave me a twanic attack!

by hribasaur April 25, 2011

Drag Attack

A state of temporary narcissistic hysteria wherein a person who is preparing for a night out in drag tears apart their apartment while looking for the perfect outfit and/or related accessories.

Whilst in the throes of a massive Drag Attack the spinning Tranny shrieked with frantic, eye makeup running frustration when a seventh rifling of her wardrobe failed to produce the missing suede hot pants she desperately needed for the annual 70's retrospective.

by Bobby Withit October 3, 2010

Mike Attack

When someone freaks out over something that it completely fucked up.

Micheal had a Mike Attack while shitting on Cams dick.

by Fartsinacho August 29, 2010

lion attack

used to show either complete approval or disapproval of anything you like; can also be replaced by many different words

Man! i just lion attacked that test!
Get out of my face before i lion attack you
You're lion attacking me off
that is so lion attack!
are you really lion attacking me right now?

by xGoldenBeautyx May 26, 2011

isle attack

When a group of four or more teenagers form a line that persistantly walks up and down the centre isle in a passenger train-obstensibly to look for seats, however, they would only consider having an totally empty set of four seats for themselves, any other permutation is rejected, hence the continuous walking up and down. Lads will do it to see what girls are aboard, ditto girls for lads. They will often swear loudly and needlessly, especially if they are looking for confrontation, as they will immediately attack anyone -verbally usually- who objects. The whole scenario is therefore often done to threaten and intimidate other passengers and is an exercise in amusement as much a practical one.

"Lets isle attack this train, there are plenty of nerds on board to worry"

by Old Shuck June 20, 2006

wall attack

when someone writes embarassing or disparaging commentary on ones public wall on facebook.com or similar social networking sites

"oh snap, I gotta run home to make sure there was no wall attack on me this morning while I was out!"

by carlos514 October 23, 2007