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Jessica

The final form of “mean girl” energy. A Jessica will steal your charger, talk trash in the group chat, and then ask for a ride. Known for showing up late, starting drama, and somehow making everything about her. Proceed with caution.
Stop being such a Jessica.
by BethInPhoto October 1, 2025
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Jessica

The Goddess voicing Lexington Ave trains, iykyk.

Unfortunately, the morons of the MTA decided to implement Dianne Thompson's announcements on "The Next Stop Is" and "This Is", ruining our childhood.
Railfan 1: bruhhh Lexington isn't complete without Jessica man we need her back!
Railfan 2: Good luck with that, knuckleheads changed it to Dianne and we're all crying.
by Fuseguy August 7, 2022
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Jessica

The best person you would ever meet bitch the fucking best person ever like a jessica would be ur whole entire solar system that comes with a galaxy
Mira: have u seen jessica bitch
Chloe:yea shes went to the bathroom
by Heehee_michealjackson_heehee December 12, 2020
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Jessica

A friendly, funny, quirky person who likes to joke around. Everybody likes her and wants to be around her. She's one of the weirdest people you will ever meet but that makes her herself. She's really easy to talk to. She's the kindest person you will find. She is radiant, beautiful, kind and intelligent. She cares about others before herself. She will make you laugh and smile. A sassy and independent girl who wants to live life on her terms. Lover of animals, small children and old peoples. Jessica’s are very extroverted and aren’t afraid to speak their mind but they are also very humorous and are always laughing. They are very outgoing and are always ready to embarrass a friend. To people that have not gotten to know a Jessica, they may come across as really out there. But when you get to know them, you see their sweeter side and are quickly find comfort in their company.
Did you see Jessica, she just helped that old man cross the road, while walking 3 dogs and carrying a baby!
by 129flfafhvv n June 23, 2023
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Jessicaitis

Medical condition in which one is unable to make eye contact with Jessica when near.
What’s wrong with you?
I have Jessicaitis. Can’t even look her in the eyes when she’s near.
by Hedgehogsloth January 20, 2024
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Jessica wheeler

Jessica wheeler is fucking hott damn
by Benjmain September 18, 2021
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Jessica's Plant

Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.
"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"

"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
by Bex Belling June 11, 2024
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