cock-haver

a cock-haver is someone who has a cock, now it isn't limited to just males, but trans females who haven't had surgery, or nonbinary folks who happen to be cack-havers

"dude she's pretty"
"she's a cock-haver though"
"even better"

by seanthewordmaker April 29, 2024

Cock thistle

A person named James

James is a cock thistle

by MRHYDE124 March 26, 2024

Stump Cock

A penis that is all girth and no length. Short and thick

Should of seen his stump cock, man it was nasty

by Nothingbutknob April 22, 2016

stone cock

a hard, erect penis

We make out, then he gives me his stone cock.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 03, 2019

Cock and balls

A large testical and the long thing above the testicles

You have some nice Cock and Balls Jeremiah

by J....W February 03, 2022

Cock and balls

Cock and balls

Hey did you see timmy grabbing Mike's cock and balls?!

by Walker1233456 November 24, 2021

cock and balls

CUT THEM OFF THEY ARE NOT REAL THE GOVERNMENT USES THEM TO SPY ON YOU.

Hey bob why are my cock and balls beeping?
CUT THEM OFF THEY ARE GOING TO EXPLODE!

*blows up*

*both die*

by Cockandballsman69 September 13, 2022