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Fuck me gran gran

The act of having sex with a 65 + year old.
"Lets go grandma. Time for me to fuck me gran gran"
by Ploptwat May 4, 2022
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slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.
"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"
by sb760 January 27, 2024
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Color Me Purple

When you want the conversation to have a nice bow tied at the end and you're not sure how to end it.
"I have a cool car"
"Oh what kind of car is it?"
"A Maserati and it goes real fast"
"Well... color me purple."
by bbwwoo June 9, 2024
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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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