ghetto vision

bunny ears on your telivision set, allowing you to get only local channels

yo, illdogg, lets go ova to poppajacks house afta we slings this crack so we can watch jack that foos tv set.

that foos got ghetto vision

by byron williams May 13, 2005

ghetto lemonade

When poor people go to decent restaurants and, rather than ordering lemonade, they order 'water, with a bowl of lemons'. They then proceed to combine the water, lemons, and sugar to create their cheap-ass lemonade. Then they leave 2 dollars on a 40 dollar tab.

"Those fucking ghetto monkeys better not even try to make ghetto lemonade at my table."

by tommytaco April 4, 2003

Ghetto Ballad

1. Dateing a big black guy you dont know that well, having him steal all your money and rape you; followed by death

Layshawnda went to a restaurant was mugged, raped, and killed this is a textbook case of the Ghetto Ballad.

by Freet94 September 20, 2009

ghetto geek

1. Slang for old school, or out dated.
2. Making do with older technology.
3. A geek who untilizes technology in ways which it wasn't intended. (furnature, doorstops, car parts out of computers, etc.)

1. "Dude, omg, your coffee table is made out of old computers, that is so ghetto geek."
2. "WTF is this a 486?" "Yeah man, it's my good laptop". "Man your hardcore ghetto geek".
3. A geek programing an application/game etc. only able to run on the most modern hardware, on a pre P2 computer.

by TEEG April 9, 2006

ghetto celebrity

Person from the projects that is real popular in his neighborhood.

Er'body knows that cat. He iza ghetto celebrity

by phunnyphacephatty October 4, 2002

Ghetto Hoops

-noun

1. (singular form) A makeshift "hoop", formed by a woman's cleavage

2. (plural form) A womanizing game in which the objective is to toss small objects {i.e. - bits of paper, erasers, etc.} at a woman's chest and land it in her cleavage and/or down her shirt

3. (plural form) A slang term used to refer to a particularly large bust on a woman

EXAMPLES:

1. "Daaamn girl, that push-up bra gives you one helluva ghetto hoop!"

2. "Gabby, check out how low cut Marisa's top is! Let's play us a game of ghetto hoops."

3. "Marisa's got some nice ghetto hoops."

by bettie_monroe March 20, 2009

Ghetto Fog

An anomaly that occurs during the first warm days of summer. It is a dense cloud of smoke that pours out of the Ghetto when all of the barbecue grills and meat smokers are fired up.

"Damn Roshanda! It's smoky as hell out! Must be dat Ghetto fog again!"

by Acks1661 April 8, 2009