National Bong Day

November 10th, gather every bong you can, give them a nice scrubbing, and smoke all day.

I cannot wait for national bong day.

by Pocketpussyeater12937 November 7, 2017

National Shoplifting Day

July 22nd; the day where it's ok and encouraged to shoplift. Grab your bag and head to your nearest Walmart.

Jacob: "what day is it today?"
Julia: "it's July 22nd. why?"
Jacob: "grab the biggest bag you can find. i'll start the car."
Julia: "oh yeah! i almost forgot it's national shoplifting day!"

by chileanywaysso October 29, 2020

National Josh Day

April 24-

A day to commemorate the legendary Josh Fight that took place at Legendary Josh Battlefield, April 24, 2021

Yo guess what, IT’S NATIONAL JOSH DAY

by raza21 April 24, 2021

National Robolab Day

January 5th is a National Robolab Day. Robolab made the app called mechakeys that simulates mechanical keyboard sounds.

Look it's January 5th we gotta use mechakeys because it's National Robolab Day today.

by Recidevess January 4, 2023

National Joint Day

On March 28 2019, it is national joint day! Spark up as many joints as you want and share them with your friends.

Hey man today’s national joint day!

by Mary Jane mika March 28, 2019

National Mariah Day

National Mariah Day is a day were you celebrate all the Mariah's around the world. National Mariah Day is on Nov 3rd.

Oh! It's Nov 3rd! You know what that means! NATIONAL MARIAH DAY!!!

by Yagirlbettie December 12, 2021

National Sad Day

On National Sad Day everyone is supposed to be sad. Put on xxxTentacion and be sad.

Have you heard of national sad day?

by tenorio November 3, 2019