Flat-Stanely

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal

The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.

by Bluebirdbeast September 28, 2017

Flat Far

Walking distance that is short enough to not warrant the use of flats in lieu of heels.

It's not flat far...

by hbat66 September 15, 2011

flat minor

It’s a woman ( or man ) under 18 who is not fully developed in the chest area.

Wow that’s a flat minor!

by readysethaction July 1, 2018

Flat Cheese

Slices of cheese; often prepackaged as slices.

What kind of cheese do you want on your sandwich?

Flat cheese.

by Stashish July 22, 2025

Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.

Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group

by v-kyun October 4, 2022

flat

Demand for our machinery abroad is increasing, while growth is flat at home.

Demand for our machinery abroad is increasing, while growth is flat at home.

by genoacfc January 7, 2023

flat ass

my ass. It is just a longer part of your back.

Person:What is a flat ass?
Me: My ass.

by mepmep. December 30, 2021