Negative Edge

A reverse masturbatory technique. Instead of masturbating and bringing yourself to the brink (edge) of orgasm, you simply *don't* masturbate--for months, years, decades, or even centuries... till your are on the verge of implosion, then you release all that pressure all at once on your victim. It often requires extensive training and superhuman dedication, but it's also able to inflict massive damages. Its excruciating training process has caused many backlashes, and it's now renounced by many humanitarian groups. The CIA, however, has allegedly weaponized this forbidden technique and utilized it in black ops. But they are likely not the only government agency that has incorporated such weapons. Rumors suggested that Navy SEALs didn't kill bin laden with a gun, but rather *something else*, namely, the Negative Edging.

Some nerds in the fighting game communities have misused this term to mean releasing of a "button" on some "joystick". while its definition does involve the act of releasing, and some of them may have used it as a sexual innuendo, this technique has been around longer for something far more sinister and evil, and definitely not for games and giggles.
correct: The target has been eliminated by the CIA spy using the negative edge.
incorrect: The player used negative edge to throw a fireball because the button is quieter upon being released than being pressed.
by anonymous February 8, 2024
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turbo edging

The act of masturbating ferociously until approaching the cum explosion, immediately stopping to watch some kai cenat or skibidi toilet and then restarting the process over indefinitely. Most of the time, this act is performed on a split screen featuring family guy and subway surfers gameplay.
Bro! I was turbo edging to Family Guy to start my day off right! I masturbated ferociously, approached the cum explosion, stopped to watch skibidi toilet, then restarted.

You gotta hop on the 678 cycle! 6 hours edging, 7 hours edging, then 8 hours edging. Repeat this daily to maximize sigma gains.
by turboedger678 January 30, 2024
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Edging

Something that mainly guys (and sometimes girls) do as a min-max strategy to extend sexual arousal as long as possible but without to the point of getting blue-balled. It is possible to calculate the maximum length of edging before one gets blue-balled by performing a statistical hypothesis testing.
In order to reap the benefits of edging, I did a hypothesis test to calculate the acceptance and rejection regions of when I should cease sexual activity.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 3, 2021
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I'm all edge

Being up for anything. Being ready to go.
Bro #1 : Wanna suck my dick, bro?
Bro #2 : Sure, I'm all edge bro.
by MawkShawt September 6, 2019
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Nuclear Edging

The act of baiting out your political adversaries by stockpiling increasing amounts of nuclear weapons, threatening to use them, but ultimately not doing so
Secretary of Defence: “Sir, we have reports that the Soviets are stockpiling nuclear warheads in Cuba, only 90 miles from the southern tip of Florida”

President Kennedy: “They’re edging us, Rob. They’re nuclear edging us”
by Mebemax May 9, 2025
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Edging

Person 1: I'm edging to this video
Person 2: that means sex....

Person 1: oh...
Im edging
by Skibidi Ohio rizz January 10, 2024
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Tear edging

When you're on the verge of crying but hold it in,
basically edging for your tear ducts!
Mufasas death in the lion king got me tear edging
at 30 years old
by thebongwizard February 18, 2024
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