Beef Tree

The cash crop most desired by fruit pickers, more specifically male genitalia, even more specifically: MY COCK!!

See Also: Fruit Pickers

Damn that metro kid was all up on my Beef Tree!!!! Fucking Fruit Pickers....

by Smash Brown March 24, 2005

Math for Trees

Do Multiplication tables scare you, Is Adding difficult, is Division too hard to spell...let alone perform? Then Math for Trees is for You! This is math for the <short bus> crew. Hey, maybe spelling is your strongpoint, if you can spell Algebra. Don't feel bad for taking Math for Trees, just don't hit your head again when you fall out of it. See <Falling out of Your Tree>.

I was dropped on my head when I was a child. I'm taking Math -101 in summer school. The Course is called Math for Trees.

by Prozic December 13, 2005

truffula tree

The most dyslexic person you’ll ever meet in your entire life. They are stupid and can also be called dyslexic or water buffalos

Ethan looks like a Truffula Tree

by Welpood February 13, 2019

Juicy Tree

Where the shaft of the penis is tied by rubberband and paper clipped to a white shirt. So that the shaft is separated from the sack, making the illusion of a tree shape. Since the sack is full of semen the term "Juicy" applies as the male is ready for action.

Wife: I came home from work and my husband was waiting for me in full juicy tree. I was immediately wet.

by hcore1988 January 2, 2017

Carpet Tree

Where carpets come from. The colour and design of the carpet depends on where the carpet tree is growing.

This black carpet came from an African carpet tree.

by metoo1115 October 28, 2011

Tree hugger

Another name for a pan-sexual person

Did u see the tree hugger over there

Looking at that rabbit

by J3sys_rapt0r September 18, 2018

Tree light

Used for lighting above people's head and then yelling fire then having excuse for drenching them with water.

"Did you see Jeremy?" "Yea we tree lighted him."

by Yoke349 March 26, 2013