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noah get the boat

when you see something so dramatizing that you think its time to restart humanity
noah get the boat for it time for a new beginning
by qwertyuiop boi February 17, 2020
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noah get the boat

'noah get the boat' is an expression based the Abrahamic idea of 'Noah's Ark', where Noah boards an Ark with a few humans and animals and leave the rest of humanity to die in a destructive flood. The statement is often used when a person sees something so horrible or cursed that they feel like wiping out humanity and starting anew.
Person A: "Have you heard? A man apparently got his sister pregnant during a party."
Person B: "noah get the boat"
by mintansea March 8, 2021
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Slap Noah day

Today I will slap Noah cause it’s slap Noah day
by Ava Passerello October 24, 2019
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noah's gay fantasy

Noah has a homosexual fantasy - he dreams of BBQ Migit Interracial Combustion Engine Powered Fingerblaster Backdoor Smasher Rectal Probe Leg Fetish Tightrope Spiderweb Porn.
Noah's gay fantasy is too screwed up,
Google it.
by El Diablo de Noah October 23, 2013
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Noah Ramirez’s mom

She’s the most beautiful woman ever. She’s so hot, everyone has a crush on her.
“Dang, are you Noah Ramirez’s mom? I’ve heard she’s really hot”
by Deez1457899 February 20, 2022
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