Noah Pelea

Noah pelea is a sexy man with a big fat horse cock. He pulls chicks left and right but chooses to fuck kumu lehua instead. His ballsack looks like lukes head. He throws 90mph on the mound and throws baseballs up my asshole.

Noah pelea buttfucked me with a baseball

by niggatoad January 24, 2022

Noah Preminger

Mehp

Noah Preminger says mehp.

by Rob Balchunas March 14, 2003

noah get the boat

when you see something so dramatizing that you think its time to restart humanity

noah get the boat for it time for a new beginning

by qwertyuiop boi February 17, 2020

Noah Preminger

See also Dank

Noah says Dank

by Rob Balchunas March 14, 2003

noah get the boat

'noah get the boat' is an expression based the Abrahamic idea of 'Noah's Ark', where Noah boards an Ark with a few humans and animals and leave the rest of humanity to die in a destructive flood. The statement is often used when a person sees something so horrible or cursed that they feel like wiping out humanity and starting anew.

Person A: "Have you heard? A man apparently got his sister pregnant during a party."
Person B: "noah get the boat"

by mintansea March 8, 2021

Slap Noah day

Slap Noah

Today I will slap Noah cause it’s slap Noah day

by Ava Passerello October 24, 2019

noah's gay fantasy

Noah has a homosexual fantasy - he dreams of BBQ Migit Interracial Combustion Engine Powered Fingerblaster Backdoor Smasher Rectal Probe Leg Fetish Tightrope Spiderweb Porn.

Noah's gay fantasy is too screwed up,
Google it.

by El Diablo de Noah October 23, 2013