Aysia Kelly

a basic white girl with daddy issues. she’s fake and has no real friends. sucks for her. she’s a stoner and pheens off of everyone else’s weed and nic.

oh look it’s aysia kelly being an annoying little fuck

by urmomwasinmybedlastnight November 26, 2022

Kelly

Kelly and intriguing individual with many layers, like a human onion designed upon many subjects such as football and when he’s not talking about football he’s talking about football. A Kelly is always open to discuss any global subject so long as it starts with football and finishes with football with football in the middle. A Kelly knows everything about football and nothing about everything.

Question ‘do you know what Kelly is up to?’ Yes, he is over there bending that poor souls ear about football - I won’t even mind but that guy is a gymnast

Doing a Kelly could be described as watching paint dry only with some reprobate weasel in your ear talking about football

It’s even been said if you rearrange all the letters in the word ‘football’ you get ‘Ear Ache Kelly’

by drunkenlobbo May 28, 2023

Kelly Linguine

The hottest-coolest time in Texas.

I'd love to slurp up a plate of Kelly Linguine.

by Murf Ursh August 8, 2021

Jhon Kelly

Jhon Kelly is a sweet nice guy, very sensitive. Their attitude suck but they are very caring. He is most likely to be a Virgo because he is very sarcastic and hot head. Great in bed, Good at Lying and a amazing fvck buddy. If you know anybody named Jhon kelly take care of them but always try to keep them in ur good side because they are reckless, petty and careless to those he doesn’t care about.

Don’t be so dramatic, don’t be a Jhon kelly today.

by King JK November 22, 2021

Kelly

The fragile, white male equivalent of a ‘Karen’.

You certainly can speak to the manager, Kelly! Because I am the manager you Caucasian crybaby!

by UrbanDick2020 September 18, 2020

Tashi Kelly

Someone consistent in your life, who’ll undoubtedly be there for you no matter what

She’s a Tashi kelly , a good person

by Sodaa.!? June 3, 2022

The dirty Kelly jackpot

The act of inserting a roll of quarters in a woman’s ass, pulling her arm down like a slot machine then watch her shit out 40 quarters.

Hey Seb! I gave our secretary “The dirty Kelly jackpot” last night and it was great! The sound of the change coming out made me feel like I won at the casino!

by Goose1769 March 28, 2025