by Jan Karlo December 8, 2022
Get the International Tardiness Daymug. When your schools fly a finnish flag from the flag poles with a finnish swastika flag on it to warn of immediate school shootings.
by Cody5050 December 16, 2022
Get the International stranger alarmmug. Person 1- "Damn did you know it was international levi day?"
Person 2-"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE LEVI LICKER"
Person 2-"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE LEVI LICKER"
by Lewilicker123 June 3, 2022
Get the INTERNATIONAL LEVI DAYmug. International Jilly Day is a day to celebrate the ‘Jilly’ in your life in honour of the original Jilly Hunts Birthday. Jilly day is the most important day of the year as it celebrates your weed and nicotine addicted. Jilly will diagnose you with a brain tumour, and understand you have night googles. These are just a few of Jilly’s traits that add to her worthiness of a day of honour. We heart you Jilly.
Person 1: omg yay it’s international jilly day!! how did you meet your jilly?
Person 2: no way! my favourite day of the year!! aha actually, she stole my chips and salsa then proceeded to diagnose me with a brain tumour while high out of her mind.
Person 1: oh man, sounds like a great jilly.
Person 2: no way! my favourite day of the year!! aha actually, she stole my chips and salsa then proceeded to diagnose me with a brain tumour while high out of her mind.
Person 1: oh man, sounds like a great jilly.
by ric beans and pie January 25, 2022
Get the International Jilly Daymug. Hym "The international community will sit there and bloviate about it for years while doing ultimately nothing. All of that talk about the holocaust and they found themselves completely unprepared to do anything about the thing they DECLARED to be genocide. They DECLARED it guys. For 2 years. THAT is what they did the whole time and it looked like this:"
UN 😲👉 "I DECLARE THIS GENOCIDE! Tell everyone I declared it genocide."
Hym "....................... 🤨 Are you going to do something here?"
UN "I've done it. It's been declared."
Hym "Uh- ................ Ok. I guess I just masterbated the whole time so.... What did everybody do? We'll do an audit. Lady? Show of hands for 'get a baby fucked into you?' Candy? Brett? There's 2. Who's got "just getting stretched for the fun of it?' Ok. Alright... Um, well, at least they they were able to identify it correctly."
UN 😲👉 "I DECLARE THIS GENOCIDE! Tell everyone I declared it genocide."
Hym "....................... 🤨 Are you going to do something here?"
UN "I've done it. It's been declared."
Hym "Uh- ................ Ok. I guess I just masterbated the whole time so.... What did everybody do? We'll do an audit. Lady? Show of hands for 'get a baby fucked into you?' Candy? Brett? There's 2. Who's got "just getting stretched for the fun of it?' Ok. Alright... Um, well, at least they they were able to identify it correctly."
by Hym Iam October 14, 2025
Get the The international communitymug. december 9th is international mr fields day. mr fields is the greatest teacher of all time and if you don’t wish him a happy international mr fields day you will go to hell. we love you mr fields
”why are you being so nice to mr fields every december 9th?”
“because bro it’s international mr fields day”
“because bro it’s international mr fields day”
by nightmaredressedlikeapegacorn December 8, 2021
Get the international mr fields daymug. International Bleach Day is made to celebrate the invention of Bleach on 18 November, thanks to Claude Louis Berthollet, the grandfather of Bleach. Who doesn't enjoy drinking Bleach, am I right guys? Guys? Are you guys there?
Jonathon: 'Hey Jim, where are you?'
'Jim? Are you there?'
'Jim?'
25HourNews: *A man was found dead by his mother in their house. Police suspect he had committed suicide by drinking the 1 litter bottle of Bleach found in his hand. This is the 19th body to be found so far. Police are suspecting something big, like a mass suicide due to a phenomenon of International Bleach Day or something much, much worse. This is 25HourNews, reporting to you live from the Austrian town of Fucking on 19 December 2019.*
'Jim? Are you there?'
'Jim?'
25HourNews: *A man was found dead by his mother in their house. Police suspect he had committed suicide by drinking the 1 litter bottle of Bleach found in his hand. This is the 19th body to be found so far. Police are suspecting something big, like a mass suicide due to a phenomenon of International Bleach Day or something much, much worse. This is 25HourNews, reporting to you live from the Austrian town of Fucking on 19 December 2019.*
by Microwaves For A Better Future October 30, 2021
Get the International Bleach Daymug.