The act of willfully and meaningfully lowering ones bandwidth with the sole act of procuring large amounts of pornography in an attempt to waste the networking, life-defining piece of technology which has so many other purposes.
by AUnknownSeaUrchin April 23, 2015
Get the Internet AIDs mug.Having PTSD after viewing disgusting internet sites. Ex: Bestgore, Tubgirl, Lemonparty, 1man1jar, 2 girls 1 cup. I HIGHLY recomend NEVER searching these terms. You will have Internet PTSD if you do.
by HTBdafuq May 25, 2016
Get the Internet PTSD mug.A somewhat rare disease in witch someone has been on the internet for too long. In the first stage someone starts feeling awkward in social situations. the disease is curable in this stage. in stage two the subject will find the need to be unique to compensate for social awkwardness. it is still curable in this stage, however, the process is long and expensive. In the next stage the subject will regain social contact, often joining social groups about whatever kinks the subject may have developed. It is barely possible to cure in this stage, costing more money then most middle-class can afford. In the final stage, the subject loses all remaining sanity, and all hope for them is lost. then the subject will die from either peer pressure, or their own hand.
by jeffdiamondchin March 2, 2021
Get the Internet poisoning mug."Generation Internet" also known as "Generation I"
(1) The generation of people born after the advent AND rise of the Internet.
(2) The generation of people who cannot remember, imagine, or comprehend a world without the Internet, because the world is so wired, and connected.
(1) The generation of people born after the advent AND rise of the Internet.
(2) The generation of people who cannot remember, imagine, or comprehend a world without the Internet, because the world is so wired, and connected.
By 2065, there will not be a single human being on the face of the Earth who will not be in "Generation Internet".
by TekBoi (Ali) February 10, 2007
Get the Generation Internet mug.The feeling you get when your principal (or anyone for that matter) tries to be funny and fails miserably and you are a witness.
Similar to Second Hand Embarrassment.
The most uncomfortable feeling ever, it can only be described as "Internal".
Similar to Second Hand Embarrassment.
The most uncomfortable feeling ever, it can only be described as "Internal".
Carly: Seeing JohnDoe dance in front of the whole school was the most uncomfortable thing of my life.
Shannon: No, it was just internal to the extreme, I almost couldn't breathe it was so bad.
Shannon: No, it was just internal to the extreme, I almost couldn't breathe it was so bad.
by xsarahhx12 January 15, 2011
Get the Internal mug.Person 1: What's the matter, you look angsty.
Person 2: A WORM WAS UNLEASHED THAT DELETED ALL THE PORN ON THE INTERNET ENTIRELY!
Person 1: So, nothing as usual.
Person 2: A WORM WAS UNLEASHED THAT DELETED ALL THE PORN ON THE INTERNET ENTIRELY!
Person 1: So, nothing as usual.
by DonZabu September 12, 2007
Get the internet mug.Those who prowl the deep darkness of cyberspace hoping to establish themselves as egotistical dumbshits, because their real lives are shit, some are cooks, some are college students, and all are fucktards.
by Antillehs October 5, 2005
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