AUNT

when mom says NO aunt says YES!

my mom said no, but i asked my auntie and she said yes!

by bigmfsexy February 14, 2026

Auntys piano

An auntys piano also known as aunty playing the piano. Is a Reference to a women playing a slot machine at the casino or in a back room at a local pub. Generally but not always a wahine or maori women.

Churr, look at auntys piano and spending the WINZ payment.

by Fitzycanspell March 18, 2026

Ants

Ants: (adjective),(slag) extremely awesome

Michael Jordan is ants!

by Ashcat1321 February 19, 2025

Aunister

A severely autistic nigger

"You fucking black aunister... WHAT THE FUCK!!!"

by Caleb Stair March 28, 2025

Auntie Whistle

A slag term for an old flute or antique stick

I went out shopping in my local antique shop and found a Auntie Whistle.

by Hectixon March 30, 2025

Auntie Doris

Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul.

Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.

Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?

"Oh god. Fo-for some reason this literally only works... properly on with uh... knock knock jokes."

~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022

by MorningTeddyBear April 12, 2025

ants

A term used to describe a persistent, irritating, or overwhelming feeling, situation, or group of people that causes discomfort, stress, or frustration, much like the unwelcome presence of actual ants.

This shit is so ants, bro.

by coleytheglutenhater June 11, 2025