tim stubinski

Tim Stubinski (Also known as Dave the Dad) is a father of a ferocious cornstarch.

Tim Stubinski had a daughter. He was Dave The Dad

by BatOfApplesauce February 16, 2018

tim casteel

The act of getting under a desk to help keep your job by putting the bosses penis on your mouth.

The only reason that Fred still works here is because he goes full Tim Casteel on Mike

by DJ FURY 12 February 19, 2024

tim gomez

Name of the sexiest man alive. You can find him at @gomeztim37.is on instagram.

Dude I heard she got railed by Tim Gomez last night

by FipTard November 23, 2020

Tim Alman

Man who falls in love quickly.
He is such a Alman...
Quickly girls run from that Alman... My friend dated a Alman he was so rude...

That Tim is such a sex pest....

That man is annoying he is such a pest he must be a Tim Alman.

by Donchi September 18, 2020

Tim’s calves

The most voluptuous, juicy, massive, pieces of meat in the entire fucking world.

Hey Tim, you have some nice Tim’s calves right there.

by Mr HMMMMMMMMMM November 03, 2022

Tim Hortons Thunderstorm

When an American citizen visits a Canadian Tim Hortons and decides to empty last nights gluttoneous Taco Bell special on a random Tim Hortons bathroom and leaving before being noticed. Ie. think of a wolf marking its territory; in a similar nature. Shit is splattered all over the ceiling ground, and the bathroom looks more dilapidated than an abandoned Greyhound Bus Terminal.

Garrett created a Tim Hortons Thunderstorm in a Tim Hortons near Southwestern Ontario. After completing the act, the employees stared up and down to notice large splatters of poop on the commode, streak marks on the toilet paper, and brown poopy water flowing freely from the clogged up toilet. He left quickly akin to a wolf marking its terroitory with great sleuth.

by MexicanMudpie May 23, 2023

He shot a Tim

Shooting a very late/early or breaking your back on NBA2K

He shot a Tim Returns

by Ronnie2k December 12, 2021