Ur Mum

Ur Mum is a person that is usually really hot or really fat ( in American jokes ) spelling it in an American way ( Ur MOM ) is unacceptable.

Omg! That persons standards are so high they could date Ur Mum!

by Nadyak August 7, 2022

Mum

1: a word americans can’t spell bc there dumb asf.

2: in plural (Mums) means that you swear on your mums life.

3: chavs use “ya mum” as an insult.

1: BOI, YOU BRITISH PEOPLE CANT SPELL MOM CORRECTLY. ITS MUM.

2
A: ite your not gonna tell anyone.
B: Mums.

3: ya mum so dumb she went to the dentist to connect to blutooth.

by XxTaxne February 24, 2019

Aiden Gelston's Mum

This is the mother figure of Aiden Gelston. Her name is Dorine and she is a very kind and loving person. One time she baked be cookies and they tasted really good. everyone should have a mum like this!

Me: Aiden Gelston's Mum made me some cookies on the weekend
Aiden Gelston: Isn't she the best?
Me: Yes!!!!

by GigaMan77 August 11, 2024

your mum

YOUR BLOODCLUT MUM

I FUCK YOUR MUM BITCH

by ME_MYSELF_N_I December 3, 2021

Suck your mum

This is called the last straw phrase. It is not to be used faintly, once you use this phrase understand your may lose your life. It is the equivalent to spitting in a persons face.

Person 1: “Kyle you ain’t on nothing, we took your phone and money and you ain’t done anything”

Kyle: “what are you dumb? Suck your mum”

*FIGHT BREAKS* (You cannot say this phrase without some sort of conflict breaking out.

by TheBritslangTranslator August 19, 2022

Ur mum

The insult all the og’s use . If you don’t know what to reply with or you think there’s a chance to make ppl laugh just say ur mum

Her tits are massive

So’s ur mums

This door handles so rusty

So’s ur mum

What you eating later

Ur mum

by Skirtskirtskirt February 21, 2020

ur mum

someone that I have sexual intercourse with

hey what are you doing?

UR MUM

by Icuminurmum January 27, 2022